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Captions: The Mother Of All Photo Opportunities
We have had an outstanding reaction to our "Mother Of All Photo Opportunities" photo caption competition. A big thank you to all the readers who entered. Your wit and insight can be viewed below. To those whose entries are missing, remember this is a family friendly website. – The Scoop Editor
George arrives on the Abraham Lincoln
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BUSH: "One minute the Statue of Liberty was standing straight up like this, and the next she was being yanked off her pedestal. Hot damn, that USA PATRIOT Act's a fine piece of military machinery!" – RB, California
BUSH: "..I was upright like this one minute , then kerthunk! face down on the runway thanks to my ol'friend Jack Daniels, don't know where I went after that son..." - AB
BUSH : "It was comin at me Seargent, right between the eyes, but I shot it down I made certain of it...and it was a big one - I used half a can of RAID !" – AB
BUSH : "No, no, not a full Nazi salute - just a little right wing thing I'm playing around with. Let's call it the Imperial Wave." - Stephen O
BUSH : " How do you get it to go UP??????????? I could never get it to do that!!" – AG California
BUSH : "Yes, I deserted like a rocket!" –Tommy, Italy
BUSH:: "Soldier, if you ever question the legitimacy of my authority again I'll karate chop that stupid grin right off your face with my arm of mass destruction!" - Theolonius
BUSH: "This outfit gives me a boner just like this, see...." - Nikki
BUSH: "Hi. I'm not a fighter pilot, but I play one on TV." - MDE
BUSH: "This is my customized version of how they saluted Hitler . . . you got that boy?" – DM
BUSH: "You should try it on coke!" --S. Stanley, U.S.A.
BUSH: Yep there it goes...... my brain stopped. - JS
BUSH: (silently biting his tongue and thinking) "fawk! I got my zip stuck." – KR
George Praying Before His Flight
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BUSH: "Is the coke still on my thumb?" --S. Stanley, U.S.A.
BUSH: "Please Daddy, can we hurry this up, I'm missing Teletubbies." - JS
Bush Thinking…. "This is such crap....I think I'll catch up on some zzzzzzzzzs. That Diet Coke didn't do a thing for me this morning." – AG California
And A New Picture ….
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"Mr.
President, welcome to your Teletubbies aircraft-carrier,
these are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy,
Laa-Laa, Po..." – HS
Germany
"Mission accomplished, Iraq people are now bombed
back to stone age by a chimpanzee
leading teletubbies
with their high-tech toys of killing." – HS Germany
PO: "Again, again, again, again, again." Bush: "Who told you?"– AT
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