"At the Destruction of Government party's annual conference,
an imported Australian deengo scientist argued that kiwi
should be raised as a food source."
"The Communist
Revolutionary Action Party would like to point out that it
was only a matter of months ago that a couple of mad dogs
laid waste to a penguin colony- which should give us paws
for thought..."
"First DOG sides with Toot, the fugitive
felinicidal dog. Now it announces a plan to use New
Zealand's national bird for doggy dindins. There is
something distinctly sinister about this dog's breakfast
policy. Namely, that it IS a dog's breakfast
policy."
Chief Comrade M.A.R.X Trotweiler Communist
Revolutionary Action Party 06 3583609
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