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Prebbo Seeking Royal Corgi Vacancy- Denounced!!!

Correctives: Prebbo Seeking Royal Corgi Vacancy- Denounced!!!

"It was with horror, loathing and appalled disgust that we learnt about the career prospects of Prebbo if ARF loses its kennels in Parliament!!!" exclaimed Sister Raptophilia SM at news of a breaking political scandal.

"Now, we are aware that Prebbo served as a stunt dog for Spot during his last break from Parliament. But now he has set his sights higher, and we are now aware that he wishes to become one of the royal entourage of corgis following the recent demise of Kelpie, the oldest of Her Majesty's retinue."

"This must be stopped!!! The Queens corgis are a well-liked pack of gentle and well-mannered hounds of fine breeding. Does this describe the leader of ARF to anyone who knows him well?? And what if he breeds Corgi-Mad Aucklandian Prebbo crosses?? Don't the Windsors have enough problems without a canine interloper like Prebbo??" finished Sister Raptophilia, red in the face from her exercise of her latest period of moral outrage at decadence and sinfulness in low, belly-hugging places.


Contact: Sister Raptophilia
Spokesnun/ Matrix Dominatrix
The Corrective Party
06 3583609

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