"The Corrective Party has discovered the cause of the unpleasant condition of Christian Haemorrhoids, which has long held that it can't help itself because it was born that way!!!" said Sister Palpitatia, spokesnun for the Corrective Party today.

"But it isn't!!! It is caused by importation of an illicit pharmaceutical, known as K-PIL 666, or the American mutation pill!!! K-PIL 666 works to disguise tragic effects of genetic modification gone horribly wrong."

"We believe that the use of K-PIL 666 occurs without knowledge and permission so that the nonsensical squawkings of Capons are given unneccessary credence!!! The Correctives are New Zealand's only real spanking party!!!

Christian Haemorrhoids can be cured!!!" said the Corrective Party Leader. She hoped to convince politicians to ban further imports of K-PIL 666 from New Zealand

Contact
Sister Palpitatia
Corrective Party
Mother Stuporific
(06) 3583609

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