"We've had enough of this ridiculous Holmesophilia, and as
for appointing a Penguin as an electoral candidate,
phahhh!!!" said Sister Ermintrude Sadista SM, returning from
the dead to take back control of the Corrective
Party.
"The Correctives are returning to our original
principles- spanking for those who are old enough to
appreciate it, paranoia about hermaphrodites and other
hallmarks of what an off-centre party should be
like!!!"
However, Sister Sadista's shock resurrection did
not go unchallenged. Sister Malodora announced she would
secede from the Corrective Party and form her own Clingfilm
Decripitude Party, and begin endless litigation over the
party's political resources.
Contact: Sister Sadista
RIP The Corrective Party: Tanning Buttocks Toward
God
Sister Malodora SM The Clingfilm Decrepitude
Party
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