The Good Bastards Up Ya’s for a Great 2004
The Good Bastards Up Ya’s for a Great 2004
So you want 2004 to great!! No problem according to Paddy Sweeney from The Most Recent Order Of Good Bastards.
According to Sweeney and his mates it’s a matter of sticking it UP the various bastards that make life miserable. The official list is below.
2004 is gunna be Gtrrrrrreat
Up all the bank manager bastards
Up the politician bastards
Up the politically correct bastards
Up all the do gooder bastards
Up the yippy yappy yuppie bastards
Up all the complaining bastards.
Up all the red tape government bastards
Up the thievin lawyer bastards
Up those arseholes on the roads with the cameras
Up those bastards that don't pay bastards
Up all the terrist bastards
Up all the bastards who tinks dey can ssspells and only have one way of spelin stuff, barstards
Up the yappin Yanks
Up the whinging poms
Up Johnny, saying me bloody prayers here' Wilkinson Bastard
Up every other bastard that makes life difficult for no particular reason.
Up the bloody queen
Up the presedence Bush Bastard
Up John, yes what ever you want George, Howard
Up Helen, stuff you feral bastards, Clark, Bastard
Up Tony BLAH BLAH Blair Bastard
Up Insane Saddam Bastard
Up Omy sick bastard bin larden bastard
Up the lying weather forcastin bastards
Up all the paedophile priest bastards wth a red hot poker up there arses, bastards
Up adam for eatin the fuxen apple, bastard.
Up the NZRU for stuffin up grass roots rugby bastards
Up all dobbin in bastards
Up all the greedy bastards, bastards
Up all the snobby bastards, bastards
Up all the Posh Bastards, bastards.
Up all those bastards that won’t give a hand, bastards
That just leaves us Good Bastards
GO YOU GOOD BASTARD in 2004 ITS GUNNA BE A GREAT ONE
Paddy and Saint Pam
http://www.goodbastards.com
"IF it Wasn't For Lawyers We Wouldn't Need the Bastards"
'NUGGET'
As quoted from ITS A BLOODY TRY YA USELESS BASTARD