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The Clan of the Puppet Ninja

Fri, 27 Aug 2004

The Clan of the Puppet Ninja


in association with


The Grand Puppet Ninja Fundraiser, Cash-In Scam and Cake Stall!

9pm, September 17th, 2004


Underground, cnr Tory and Vivians Sts


Entry: $6.00

The Clan of the Puppet Ninja are strapped for cash. Puppets cost money. Ninja outfits cost money. Props cost money. Alcohol costs money. Pornography costs money. Ninja weapons of death/disrepute cost money. Producing top notch theatre/puppetry/performance art happenings at unrecognized and disused venues costs money. Money costs money. The Clan of the Puppet Ninja need money.

So was born the Grand Puppet Ninja Fundraiser, Cash-In Scam and Cake Stall a night of serious selling, performance and musical entertainment. All are invited to partake in the fun! Bring your wallets! We need your money! You need our fun! And hilarity! And Ninjas! You need us! We need you!

The Puppet Ninja will sell anything and everything they can to make money for their upcoming summer production. The Puppet Ninja are selling-out! Again! We will sell everything! Everything Must Go! We will sell each other!

The Puppet Ninja Fundraiser, Cash-In Scam and Cake Stall will include the following delectables:

a.. Live music from Wellington's finest Music Makers! b.. Special Guest Drunken Ninja MC! c.. Live puppetry performances and demonstrations! d.. "How to make a Puppet Ninja Puppet!" demonstration! e.. Bobbing for Steamed buns! f.. Punch and Judy shows! g.. Free trials of Puppet Ninja computer games! h.. Showing of strictly R18 Puppet Ninja DVDs! i.. Puppet Arts and Crafts stalls! j.. Grand Cash-In Puppet Ninja Auction! k.. Begging Children! l.. Spot Prizes and Raffles! m.. Sake and Blow! n.. Ninja "Mystery Room!"! o.. Dangerous Blue Light Late Night R18 Ninja Goings ON! p.. And Things for Sale!

Things for Sale include: cakes and fudge made by our very own orphaned syphilitic puppet, Rupreck; Puppet Ninja paraphernalia; Ex-Puppet Ninja show props (strictly limited editions only; a large clay cock, spray-painted gold; limited edition copies of the brand new Puppet Ninja computer game; limited edition of the Puppet Ninja DVD, Uncle Stinky's Missing Shoes; limited edition copies of the CD single from the great lost Puppet Ninja musical, The Faunaphonic Expansion Kit; more, much much more!!!

Who are the Puppet Ninja? The Puppet Ninja are puppet-based black-theatre performance group with three major productions under their black belts (Uncle Stinky's Missing Shoes, Fringe 2002; The Faunaphonic Expansion Kit, with the award winning jazz ensemble, CL BOB, Nominated Best Comedy, Fringe 2003; Redux Deluxe, at Bats Theatre, 2003) as well as a host of performances (including The 4th Great Moustache Competition; The Wellington Design Ball 2003 and 2004; film cameos; street performances; private party guest appearances, and more, much more!). The Puppet Ninja have been in existence for many centuries, but have in recent years begun appearing in Wellington.

All are invited to the Grand Puppet Ninja Fundraiser, Cash-In Scam and Cake Stall!

For more information, photos, interviews and ninja paraphernalia please contact:

"Drunken Monk Abusing Orphans" or "Sneaky Justice"

Ph +64 21 156 3759


Happy underground cnr Vivian and Tory Streets Little Italy PO Box 9069 Wellington Aotearoa +64 4 384 1965



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