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NOT SHARP: More Bright Ideas For The Very Dim

Five more not so sharp suggestions for everyday life...

1. High blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

2. Olympic athletes. Conceal the fact that you have taken performance enhancing drugs by simply running a little slower and letting someone else win.

3. Heavy smokers: Don't throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you'll have enough to insulate your ceiling.

4. Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your chin in a bowl of iron fillings.

5. X Files fans: Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased'.

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NOT SHARP: Five Bright Ideas For The Very Dim
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