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SHARP LANGUAGE: Employee Performance Evaluations

The following sharp quotes were allegedly taken form actual employee performance evaluations…

''I would not allow this employee to breed''

''This employee is depriving a village of an idiot somewhere''

''He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them''

''Gates are down, the lights are flashing,but the train is'nt coming''

''This employee is really not so much of a has been, as a definite won't be''

''Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap''

''When she opens her mouth,it seems it is only to change feet''

''This young lady has delusions of adequacy''

''This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better''

''Got a full six pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together''

''A gross ignoramous......144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus''

''He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless''

''He doesn’t have ulcers, but he's a carrier''

''I would like to go hunting with him sometime''

''He's been working with the glue too much''

''He has a knack of making strangers immediately''

''He brings joy whenever he leaves the room''

''If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one''

''A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on''

''Some drink from the fountain of knowledge,he only gargled''

''A prime candidate for natural de-selection''

- author unknown, found circulating on the Internet by a reader WHO HAS WON BEER!!!

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