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SHARP RELIGION: Even More Daily Moments of Zen

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SHARP RELIGION: Even More Daily Moments of Zen

A few more sharp and very Zen observations on aspects of life...

1. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. Don't squat with your spurs on.

13. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

14. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

15. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

For more Zen moments see...

SHARP RELIGION: Five More Daily Moments of Zen
http://www.scoop.co.nz/archive/scoop/stories/2c/8c/200103210946.845d0c4f.html

…and…

SHARP RELIGION: Daily Moments of Zen
http://www.scoop.co.nz/archive/scoop/stories/e7/71/200103121010.d6871567.html

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