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SHARP RELIGION: Yet More Daily Moments of Zen

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SHARP RELIGION: Yet More Daily Moments of Zen

A final set of seven sharp and very Zen observations on aspects of life...

16. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

17. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

18. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Light a fire for a man and you keep him warm for a night; Set fire to him and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

For more Zen moments see...

SHARP RELIGION: Even More Daily Moments of Zen
http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/HL0104/S00020.htm

SHARP RELIGION: Five More Daily Moments of Zen
http://www.scoop.co.nz/archive/scoop/stories/2c/8c/200103210946.845d0c4f.html

…and…

SHARP RELIGION: Daily Moments of Zen
http://www.scoop.co.nz/archive/scoop/stories/e7/71/200103121010.d6871567.html

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