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NOT SHARP: Falling Out Of a Lift

Scoop has received its first un-sharp, real life, confession….

“This is my first week at my first job in my brand new suit and feeling pretty good about it all until the other day.

I was in the lift near the end of the day coming down from the 14th floor, checking myself out in the mirror as you do, leaning back against the back wall of the lift with one leg crossed over the other feeling very relaxed when it came to a halt at the 9th floor.

When the back wall that I had been leaning on was the other set of doors to the lift which shot open and I fell flat on my arse into their corridor.

Feeling like a jack ass I took a quick look around and scrambled back into the lift, and I am still not sure if anyone saw me, I was to busy trying to recover my pride.”

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