Sludge Report #132 – Where’s Rodney?
In This Edition. Where’s Rodney? - Top Ten Reasons Why Rodney Hide Is Unable To Comment This Morning
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Sludge Report #132
Following from yesterday’s resurrection of the Free Money For The Greedy Mystery..
...C.D. Sludge presents wonder's where Rodney is today….
Top Ten Reasons Why Rodney Hide Is Unable To Comment This Morning
1. In a meeting with the previous board of Air New Zealand.
2. On holiday with Enron executives.
3. In East Afghanistan, seeking cave.
4. On a private jet with head of the FBI.
5. Clearing his garage of "product" in case media stake out his house.
6. Checking out a rumour about editor of Consumer magazine.
7. Attending course on Nigerian property investments.
8. Investigating becoming a tele-evangelist.
9. Swapping war stories with Owen.
10. Selling his ostriches.
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