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Kooky Captions Are In: Thank You Caption Writers


Kooky Captions: Thank You Caption Writers

Scoop readers have issued a rich-dish of Kooky Captions to accompany our Chief Kook Image of the week – thank you to all concerned….

Officially the White House caption read:: President George W. Bush listens to Betsy Rogers, 2003 National Teacher of the Year, in a ceremony in the East Garden Wednesday, April 30, 2003. Rogers is a 1st and 2nd grade teacher at Leeds Elementary School in Leeds, Ala.

BUT… the Scoop editors feel Wayne Barlow has out-done Ari Fleischer. Applause to Wayne!


Teacher says: “You will all stay in after the meeting until someone owns up, and apologises to little Georgie Jr for calling him a moron.” - Wayne Barlow

Other Kooky Captions received included:

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“Betsy....do you know any GOAT stories ??.”

John Cameron

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“Let this be an example to all of America’s children...If you skip class you not only miss out on an education, but on valuable years when you will develop a social conscience. I would like to personally thank the president for the courage he has shown in returning to elementary school at this time.”

Hamish Low

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“ I can tell she a true supporter. From here I can see sunlight shining through her ears.”

Angus Stutter

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“ Once again children, you spell President like this: P-U-P-P-E-T.”

Anon

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“Who gave you that ghastly hairdo????”

Tomaso Bertinelli

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“ Mr Bush wonders if Betsy Rogers, teacher of the year, has been screened for lice.”

Bena

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“…and then his first big break came! Little Georgie was made official Hazing Brander for his fraternity. The rest is history...”

V

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“Well, I'm proud to be America's Teacher of the Year. I aim to educate children to the same level as President Bush. Now that shouldn't be too hard for the majority of teachers.”

Christopher Dempsey

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“My heart is broken. I cry a 1000 tears.”

Wanda Heaton

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“ Mr.President...who taught you English.??”

John Cameron

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