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Kidd Millennium: Big Mac Attack

Kidd Millennium: Big Mac Attack

The Arizona Senator announced from a bunker during the recent celebration of the US's 5th year anniversary of "shocking and awing" Iraq... that he was happy with the results we accomplished in such a short period of time.

However, he was was very displeased with the dust-up between the two major religious sects.

Obama and the kidd were appalled when BIG MAC declared "a pox on both of your houses, ye Sunnis and Shiites!"

He further proclaimed: " One Hundred Years War on you and everyone else who doesn't want the US here!"

In the year 2108, the kidd can assure you and yours, he will be reporting from Messy-potamia to let you know if the good Senator was right!


Cartoon by kiddmillennium.com...

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