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WeeklyCoitus.co.nz - "News To Make You Feel Good"
In association with some new friends from the
Mainland...
Scoop is delighted to announce the
launch of...
www.weeklycoitus.co.nz
A Website With News To Make Your Entire Body Feel Good
A Scoop Announcement
Ladies and Gentlemen,
In times like this, with bird flu, SARS, killer dogs and ‘Internet Hackers’, New Zealanders need a pleasurable laugh or two. The Weekly Coitus can now deliver that pleasure.
The brainchild of a couple of ad men and a journo, www.weeklycoitus.co.nz is a satirical news* website that doesn’t shy from the big issues, such as “is the first symptom of Swine Flu really denial?”
Enjoying The Coitus is a good way to release the pressure from traditional news reportage. It can make your whole body feel good (particularly your laugh hole). It’s how New Zealanders, as a nation, can come together.
This capability is bolstered considerably by our very civil union with www.scoop.co.nz , a veritable powerhouse in news integrity and network strength.
This is a match made in heaven for both Scoop and Coitus readers. After all, Scoop prides itself on getting “stories straight from the horse’s mouth”. Which is exactly what The Coitus does.
Just, ours are from the other end of the horse.
If you appreciate a different look at our news lives, get to the site today and find out for yourself if the Weekly Coitus is too much, not enough or just right.
* As in, ‘fake news’ satirical.
Enjoy
Stephen Dalley - www.weeklycoitus.co.nz
Publisher
Alastair Thompson - www.scoop.co.nz
Publisher
In the opening edition of www.weeklycoitus.co.nz you can read (among other things)….
In National
News
Hide Charges Taxi Driver Appearance
Fee
Education Select Committee Meets On ‘Heads
And Shoulders’ Reform -
Hamilton Man Arrested Under New “Law of
Averages”
In Sport
News
Visibly Bleeding Rio Olympic Committee:
“Everything’s Fine”
NRL
Player Accused Of Not Raping Girl
In Entertainment News
50
Cent Continues Thoughts On Complex Algebraic
Equation
Michael Jackson Fans “Understand What
Swayze Family Going Through”
Dave
Dobbyn Discovers Destiny
In Lifestyle
News
Disease Of The Week: Local Man Admits To
Swearing Problem
Study
Reveals 10% of Coke Drunk At High Schools “Actually
Backwash”
In Local
News
Man Scores 73% On Self-Promotional Facebook
Quiz
Disclaimer: For the avoidance of confusion the content of the WeeklyCoitus.co.nz is entirely the responsibility of its publisher. Any concerns, feedback, bouquets or messages of congratulations should properly be addressed to: weeklycoitus@gmail.com
Alastair Thompson
Scoop Publisher
Alastair Thompson is the co-founder of Scoop. He is of Scottish and Irish extraction and from Wellington, New Zealand. Alastair has 24 years experience in the media, at the Dominion, National Business Review, North & South magazine, Straight Furrow newspaper and online since 1997. He is the winner of several journalism awards for business and investigative work.
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