America (RIP)'s Revised National Anthem | Lindsay Perigo

I have modified the lyrics to Star-Spangled Banner to take into account Airhead America's utter, suicidal capitulation to moronry and totalitarianism. This is dedicated most of all to those who should know better: [pseudo-]Objectivists who speak of "Islamism" as something distinct from Islam (can you imagine "the bravest man in America" on that?!].

It's dedicated to the millions of non-Objectivist Americans who evince a loyalty to America's founding values in private but are too gutless to say or do anything in public—you all deserve the slavery to which you have already acquiesced: you pathetic, parochial apologies for human beings.

But it's also dedicated to the actual airheads—the kind of "millennial" sub-imbeciles who appear on Watters' World ... who have the vote, as a function of the catastrophic equation of freedom with democracy.

As Jefferson observed, the tree of liberty must from time to time be refreshed with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Such a time is upon us.

Oh say can you see
By the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed
At the twilight's last gleaming?

No alas you can't see.
Through a treacherous flight
The dear ramparts we watched
Are with tyranny teeming.

Socialism's red glare
Islam's fascist black fare
Have wrought, through their blight
That our flag's not still there.

No more does that star-spangled banner now wave
O'er the cowardly
In the home of the slave.

ENDS

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