Max Has Been Boaged!
Max Bradford has not ‘retired from politics’ as is being claimed by the National Party, he has been Boaged.
“We have a party being run by Michelle Boag—who makes Bodicea look like Florence Nightingale. It has now got to be noticeable in the body language in the House that the National MPs are worried—they look at each other out of the sides of their eyes.
“None of them know exactly who is going to be “Boaged” next. Already Jenny Shipley, Wyatt Creech, John Luxton and Brian Neeson have already been Boaged. In a few days Warren Kyd and Marie Hasler may be Boaged as well.
“Doug Kidd is already dog tucker. Annabel Young has been cut out of candidate selections—she’s been Boaged.
“From what we are told, we count up to 18 of the National Caucus who may be gone after the election.