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Lewd and Perverted Asteroid Encounters!

Lewd and Perverted Asteroid Encounters!

The Corrective Party, New Zealand's only corporal punishment party, today condemned NASA's "salacious encounter" with an asteroid named Eros.

Sister Torquemada of the Little Company of the Inquisition asked why innocent New Zealand children should be exposed to repeated "Erotic encounters" that would probably be televised on the news.

Sister Torquemada condemned the "indecent and protuberant" shape of the offending celestial body, and was very concerned that it might give people ideas.

She hoped that the Correctives new censorship policy, which includes banning the insertion of elongated objects into cavities, would eradicate such "filth" masquerading as "science"

Contact: sadista@yahoo.com

Sister Sadista SM
c/o Massey Uni School of Sociology and Women's Studies 06 3569099 et 7750


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