Corporal Punishment Party Applauds Pokemon Ban
The Corrective Party, New Zealand's only corporal punishment party, welcomes Thingsway School's decision to ban Pokemon cards on the basis that they are covert tools of the Giant Lesbian Parenting Welfare Dependency Morris Dancing Opponent of Spanking Conspiracy to undermine born-again bottom-spanking believers.
However, we wish to draw attention to other turmoil in the toybox. Teletubbie Tinky Winky is lavendar, sports a triangle symbol, and carries a handbag. Buggs Bunny wears women's clothing, and regularly kisses Elmer Fudd. Donald Duck is a solo parent who wanders around without trousers. Bananas in Pyjamas cohabit, and are the same gender.
Banning Pokemon should only be the beginning...
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