Rampaging Heteros Endanger National Security!!!
The Corrective Party notes that tonight's Assignment programme reveals the danger of promoting heterosexuality in intelligence services.
It tells a tawdry story of rampant libidos, rippling abdominal muscles and heaving buttocks!!! In the view of our party, practicising heterosexuals should be kept out of security services unless they discipline themselves. The Corrective Party volunteers to take care of the discipline!
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