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Correctives: Beware Easter Bunny Bondage!!!

The Corrective Party wishes to alert all New Zealanders to a horrific new threat- Devilbunnies!!! A couple of years ago, Sister Sadista was walking through Wellington, when she came across a pink bunny in bondage gear that was whipping a blood-stained Jesus, saying I can do whatever I want!!!

Jesus was NOT into these sort of strange relationships with pink rabbits. We suspect that this is part of a satanic conspiracy to replace Jesus with the Easter Bunny. All right, all right,so some of our more charismaniac number say that the country is in bondage to the satanic spirits of devilbunnies, but we didn't mean it that literally.

If you see these orchestrated displays of bunny bondage in Wellington or any other city, contact the Correctives as soon as possible at our email address.

contact: sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz/ 06 3569099 ext 7750

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