Correctives: Holmes, the Flying Interviewer!!!
"I am deeply worried at reports that Winstone First deputy
leader Peter Who is proposing to use anti- aircraft guns
against low-flying Holmeses."
"For shame, Mr Who!!!
Remember Saint Bertrille the Aerogymnastical?!?! If Mr
Holmes can indeed fly around, it is a wondrous and
miraculous sign, or possibly, there may be some of George
Wobblebottom Bush's immoral coke doing the rounds in
parliamentary vending machines. If Mr Holmes indeed shows
these strange blessings, then he may develop tertiary
Sister Psychotica favoured the
declaration of a Holmes season. However, she thought it
only fair that he was free to use decoys...
Sister Psychotica SM/ 06 3583609 /email@example.com
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