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Correctives: Stop This Lewd Lycra Display NOW!!!

"The Corrective Party are shocked, disgusted, horrified, outraged, degraded, stapled, folded and spindled by the LEWD spectacle of PUMPING BUTTOCKS and LUST-INDUCING LYCRA that stimulates UNTOWARD thoughts in watchers!!!"

"Yet, innocent children are being duped into watching the TIGHT THIGH-HUGGING FABRIC, and being incited into speculating about that which should be hidden away beneath more modest fabrics, like polyester, which many born-again bottom-spanking believers think is god's chosen synthetic!!!"

"We implore TVNZ to CEASE THIS FRENZY of REVEALING TIGHT LYCRA SHORTS WHICH LEAVE NOTHING TO THE LUSTFUL IMAGINATION!!! Or almost fully naked men in SHAMEFULLY SKIMPY TIGHT SPEEDOS!!! And we should all remember that the original Olympians ran around SHAMELESSLY NAKED, for all to see!!! Lustful thoughts are the Devil's ch*c*l*t* factory!!!" expostulated Sister Psychotica, Sister Stupendous of the Corrective Party.

Sister Psychotica SM @ 06 3583609.

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