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Correctives: NOW Demolish That Shameless Obelisk!

Correctives: NOW Demolish That Shameless Obelisk!!!

"The Corrective Party is shocked, appalled, disgusted and repulsed that no-one opposed the removal of the tree on One Tree Hill on the grounds of morality and decency!!!" gasped Sister Psychotica SM, spokesnun for the Corrective Party today.

"The tree may have been controversial, but it shielded the public from the sight of that SHAMEFUL and DISGUSTING erect towering phallic OBELISK OF LUST!!! This JUTTING and THRUSTING intrusion onto the Auckland skyline will drive susceptible people to lust, moral turpentine, dirty underwear, and other things!!! For shame, Mrs Fletcher-Challenge!!!

"The Corrective Party is sure that the previous council of born-again bottom-spanking tight-buttocked believers would NOT have tolerated this giant erection SHAMELESSLY EXPOSED where all can see it!!!"

Contact: Sister Psychotica SM/ 06 3583609/ sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz


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