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Correctives: Stop Transvestite Lunar Antelopes NOW

Correctives: Stop Transvestite Lunar Antelopes NOW!!!

"The Corrective Party was shocked, horrified, appalled, and disgusted that Preb-Bull's Rabbles believe that there are transvestite purple antelopes on the Moon!!!" exclaimed Sister Psychotica SM, Spokesnun of the Corrective Party.

"We fear that this may be a localised outbreak of BSE, which has spread to France after notorious Mad Cow carrier Lady Thatchula visited there recently!!! Preb-Bull's Rabbles may succumb to the same condition that has caused other ARF members to savage sheep and cattle, explaining the decline in ARF membership!!!"

"We can only hope for a quick cure, but it may be more merciful to put them down before they become crazed, or stand for the ARF party list, although these two things aren't mutually exclusive!!!"

"We also believe SM should be compulsory, not voluntary!!! The secular humanist deconstructionist giant Maori lesbian welfare dependency cannabis smoker conspiracy must be stopped!!! The more SM, the better, as far as the Correctives are concerned!!!"

Contact: Sister Psychotica SM, 06 3683609 or sadistasm@yahoo.co.nz

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