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Correctives: Quarantine All Nationill And ARF MPs!

"The Corrective Party would like to revive that noble Dalliance MP Grant Gillon's observations about ovine erotic exploitation and lusts for four-footed floozies!!!" expostulated Sister Hydrangea, agriculture spokesnun for the Corrective Party.

"New Zealand may be facing a mad sheep disease outbreak -and let's face it, everyone knows that males of low intelligence prefer erotic partners of a different species to their own, so that means that there are a higher proportion amongst conservative political parties and voters!!!" spluttered the good sister.

"Helen Clark must take urgent action and lock up the Opposition parties before they run out of control and start frothing at the mouth and attacking innocent bystanders- although, judging by the actions of one in government, and the other in public statements, it may already be too late!!!. Ms. Clark, you come from farming stock- isn't it time to put them down before they become even more of a danger to the public?"

Contact: Sister Psychotica SM Spokesnun, the Corrective Party 06 3583609.


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