Gordon Campbell | Parliament TV | Parliament Today | News Video | Crime | Employers | Housing | Immigration | Legal | Local Govt. | Maori | Welfare | Unions | Youth | Search


Shumucksus 2001

New Zealand Liberation Party Press Release

Yes the bureaucrats wet dream is over. Thank god.

You know in a civilised society such as this one you would have thought we would have elevated to new levels of civility(hence the term civilisation), but you see now I have realised the true light of Helen that we shall and always will be savages at heart.

Despite the masses of polling data from private staticians that have perfected statistics into almost a science we need to stick a gun into peoples faces show them a sheet, get them to fill it out with their own pen, reveal all their private details so that some faceless bureacrat can get his greedy little eyes into our private lives.

And why is this necessary for the country?

Surely to put citizens through stalinist style tactics in order to fill out a paper form. which is perhaps the strongest argument for keeping trees in their natural state that there is, must have some hidden agenda?

Nope. Average Wage/Inflationary pressures, staticians and the economists at the reserve bank do that. Religion, what are you going to do with that? Most MPs don't even swear themselves in by the bible anyway. Ethnicity? Just helps fuel xenophobic and racist policy from facists such as the Alliance(and I can't see why this would play a major role, we're all equal RIGHT?!).

And it goes on etcetera etcetera, I'm surprised that they didn't ask what I ate for breakfast!

Your name is perhaps the only decent question(as well as the number of persons occupying your household), in order to find the population of New Zealand. But you do have to wonder how they managed to find you in the first place if they didn't know how many people there were in New Zealand and where the lived!

But thankfully the Census of the People is over and we can all rest assured that our right to privacy will be violated for many generations to come.

However, after this discussion I think that the Census should be renamed to the Shumcksus. The Census, by the Shmucks, for the Shmucks too unbothered to oppose such a massive violation of privacy.

Goodbye and Good Riddance Shumcksus 2001!


Ross Paterson Leader of the NZ Liberation Party http://www.nzliberation.cjb.net

A New Direction. A New Future.


*********STOP************* The New Zealand government is wasting billions trying to solve problems with inflexible ideologies that are leaving people dead in operating theatres and leading New Zealand into an economic recession with soaring overhead costs due to a falling dollar.

The home of the New Zealand Liberation Party.

A New Direction for a New Millenium.

© Scoop Media

Parliament Headlines | Politics Headlines | Regional Headlines


Also, Loan Interest: Productivity Commission On Tertiary Education

Key recommendations include better quality control; making it easier for students to transfer between courses; abolishing University Entrance; enabling tertiary institutions to own and control their assets; making it easier for new providers to enter the system; and facilitating more and faster innovation by tertiary education providers... More>>


Higher Payments: Wellington Regional Council Becomes A Living Wage Employer

Councillor Sue Kedgley said she was delighted that the Wellington Regional Council unanimously adopted her motion to become a Living Wage employer, making it the first regional council in New Zealand to do so. More>>


Scoop Images:
Dame Patsy Reddy Sworn In As Governor-General

This morning Dame Patsy Reddy was sworn in as the New Zealand Realm’s 21st Governor-General. The ceremony began with a pōwhiri to welcome Dame Patsy and her husband Sir David Gascoigne to Parliament. More>>


Ruataniwha: DOC, Hawke's Bay Council Developer Take Supreme Court Appeal

The Department of Conservation and Hawke's Bay Regional Investment Company (HBRIC) are appealing to the Supreme Court over a conservation land swap which the Court of Appeal halted. More>>


With NZ's Marama Davidson: Women’s Flotilla Leaves Sicily – Heading For Gaza

Women representing 13 countries spanning five continents began their journey yesterday on Zaytouna-Oliva to the shores of Gaza, which has been under blockade since 2007. On board are a Nobel Peace Laureate, three parliamentarians, a decorated US diplomat, journalists, an Olympic athlete, and a physician. A list of the women with their background can be found here. More>>

Gordon Campbell: On The Key Style Of Crisis Management

At Monday’s post Cabinet press conference Key was in his finest wide- eyed “Problem? What problem?” mode. No, there wasn’t really a problem that top MPI officials had been at odds with each other over the meaning of the fisheries policy and how that policy should be pursued... More>>


Mt Roskill: Greens Will Not Stand In Likely Post-Goff By-Election

“The Green Party’s priority is changing the Government in 2017, and as part of that we’ve decided that we won’t stand a candidate in the probable Mt Roskill by-election... This decision shows the Memorandum of Understanding between Labour and the Green Party is working." More>>


Get More From Scoop



Search Scoop  
Powered by Vodafone
NZ independent news