CRAP: Sinister "Taste of Kiwi" Plans from DOG.
"At the Destruction of Government party's annual conference, an imported Australian deengo scientist argued that kiwi should be raised as a food source."
"The Communist Revolutionary Action Party would like to point out that it was only a matter of months ago that a couple of mad dogs laid waste to a penguin colony- which should give us paws for thought..."
"First DOG sides with Toot, the fugitive felinicidal dog. Now it announces a plan to use New Zealand's national bird for doggy dindins. There is something distinctly sinister about this dog's breakfast policy. Namely, that it IS a dog's breakfast policy."
Chief Comrade M.A.R.X Trotweiler
Communist Revolutionary Action Party