"At the Destruction of Government party's annual conference, an imported Australian deengo scientist argued that kiwi should be raised as a food source."

"The Communist Revolutionary Action Party would like to point out that it was only a matter of months ago that a couple of mad dogs laid waste to a penguin colony- which should give us paws for thought..."

"First DOG sides with Toot, the fugitive felinicidal dog. Now it announces a plan to use New Zealand's national bird for doggy dindins. There is something distinctly sinister about this dog's breakfast policy. Namely, that it IS a dog's breakfast policy."

Chief Comrade M.A.R.X Trotweiler
Communist Revolutionary Action Party
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Gordon Campbell: On the Sony cyber attack

Given the layers of meta-irony involved, the saga of the Sony cyber attack seemed at the outset more like a snarky European art film than a popcorn entry at the multiplex.

Yet now with (a) President Barack Obama weighing in on the side of artistic freedom and calling for the US to make a ‘proportionate response’quickly followed by (b) North Korea’s entire Internet service going down, and with both these events being followed by (c) Sony deciding to backtrack and release The Interview film that had made it a target for the dastardly North Koreans in the first place, then ay caramba…the whole world will now be watching how this affair pans out. More>>