"The Corrective Party, having been revived from the dead through wholesome and asexual cloning, wishes to express umbrage, horror, mortification, disgust, shock and outrage at the lewd content of astronomy lessons being taught to our young folk!!!" expostulated Sister Raptophilia, newly elected Mother Stuporific of the order of SM Nuns that dominate the Corrective Party.

"We refer to the SHAMEFUL pornographic orbital ...coupling... of that disgusting phallically- shaped asteroid Eros and the voyeur space probe that sought to spy on this oversexed asteroid!!!"

"O depravity!!! O carnality!!! O flagellation!!! We hope that George Wobblebottom Bush sees fit to abolish NASA for these sinful Erotic manoeveurings. We call for the Orifice of Film and Literature Classification to ban these SINFUL images of celestial bodies (gasp!!!!) immediately!!!"

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Gordon Campbell: On the Sony cyber attack

Given the layers of meta-irony involved, the saga of the Sony cyber attack seemed at the outset more like a snarky European art film than a popcorn entry at the multiplex.

Yet now with (a) President Barack Obama weighing in on the side of artistic freedom and calling for the US to make a ‘proportionate response’quickly followed by (b) North Korea’s entire Internet service going down, and with both these events being followed by (c) Sony deciding to backtrack and release The Interview film that had made it a target for the dastardly North Koreans in the first place, then ay caramba…the whole world will now be watching how this affair pans out. More>>