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"Dwarf Blight, Satanic Rite" Video Announced

"According to a webpage, Australian Prime Minister John Howard is really the Low Priest of a devil- worshipping cult called the Liberal Party!!!" screeched Sister Raptophilia, Matrix Dominatrix of the Corrective Party today.

Sister Raptophilia said she knew the news would come as a shock to many New Zealanders, but: "It now appears that there were profoundly sinister tones to the campaign of human sacrifices called upon in Australia's recent restructurings. Namely, they WERE sacrifices..."

Sister Raptophilia concluded that the Corrective Party was importing a video exposing the satanic dwarvish agenda of Low Priest Howard and his minions and strumpets by Californian video producers Jezebel Films. Entitled "Dwarf Blight, Satanic Rites," it would expose the demonic cavortings and Easter bunny whippings of Our Saviour that the Liberal Party promotes!!!

Contact: Sister Raptophilia
Matrix Dominatrix
ph 06 3569099- 7750

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