"The Corrective Party sees that Density Television is protesting at not being able to sell its product on Television New Zealand. Well, we think that the problem is that Pasta Tuarikidelamere has a particular approach to Christianity that is the problem." enthused Sister Raptophilia SM.

"For some of us, it is not okay that Christianity is being marketed as a consumer product alongside exercycles, baldness remedies, and the sinister Leah Kanopena cult. Christianity is not about miraculously improving aesthetic appearance, otherwise the Christian Haemorrhoids Party would not exist." concluded Sister Raptophilia, busily concealing her Vote Corrective- New Zealand Needs Discipline!!! electoral hoarding from view and concealing a wart on the end of her nose.

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Gordon Campbell: On the Sony cyber attack

Given the layers of meta-irony involved, the saga of the Sony cyber attack seemed at the outset more like a snarky European art film than a popcorn entry at the multiplex.

Yet now with (a) President Barack Obama weighing in on the side of artistic freedom and calling for the US to make a ‘proportionate response’quickly followed by (b) North Korea’s entire Internet service going down, and with both these events being followed by (c) Sony deciding to backtrack and release The Interview film that had made it a target for the dastardly North Koreans in the first place, then ay caramba…the whole world will now be watching how this affair pans out. More>>