"Although the Corrective Party shares the horror of the Wellington animal rights group that protested the shredding of the day-old chicks at one venue recently, we feel that animals have responsibilities of their own toward us!!!"

Sister Raptophilia, Matrix Dominatrix, pointed to her party's old nemesis: "Why is it that a certain unpleasant Capon is allowed to screech and cluck at the top of its voice and no action is taken against it? Surely Parliament needs to legislate against these fowl political practices??!! Animals should not be cruel to us through repeated media exposure to old birds past their use date and making shrill and offensive outbursts. Although he has been quiet lately..." admitted the venomous SM nun.

Contact: Sister Raptophilia SM
Matrix Dominatrix
Corrective Party
06 3569099 ext 7750

NEW ZEALAND NEEDS DISCIPLINE!!!

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Gordon Campbell: On the Sony cyber attack

Given the layers of meta-irony involved, the saga of the Sony cyber attack seemed at the outset more like a snarky European art film than a popcorn entry at the multiplex.

Yet now with (a) President Barack Obama weighing in on the side of artistic freedom and calling for the US to make a ‘proportionate response’quickly followed by (b) North Korea’s entire Internet service going down, and with both these events being followed by (c) Sony deciding to backtrack and release The Interview film that had made it a target for the dastardly North Koreans in the first place, then ay caramba…the whole world will now be watching how this affair pans out. More>>