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Correctives: ARF Dogfood Funding Scandal!!!

Sister Natalia Trotskyovna USSR, industrial relations nun for the Corrective Party, today commented on the shock revelations that dogfood manufacturers had been funding ARF, the Association of Rottweilers and Fleabags, a political party that represents the running mad dogs of libertine/ let it all hang out capitalism:

"We suspected as much. The Electoral and Dog Control Acts both need to be amended so that Parliament can remove the threat of rampaging mad dogs chasing beneficiaries, solo mothers, Maori members of Parliament, trade unionists and others.

We think further digging will prove our hunch that the Dog Control Act was deliberately amended so that ARF could become a lap-dog to Nationill. All ARF members should be checked for rabies, hydrophobia and other diseases immediately. Is it any wonder that ARF led to a backlash in Wellington, where most streets now ban dogs from public thoroughfares? The rest of the country should follow suit!!!" commented the Red Nun.

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