"As previously indicated by our Agro Nun, the Corrective Party supports the chaste, pure and abstinent Virgin airline, although we aren't sure why the Virgins in question should be blue. We do hope the aircraft cabins aren't al fresco." rambled Sister Raptophilia SM, spokesnun for the Corrective Party.

"We would encourage all SM nuns and anyone else who doesn't like sex to fly this airline. It is sad, but no-one else has manifested the charism of Saint Bertrille the Aerial, shot down by CIA -backed gunpersons in Latin America in 1970."

"The Corrective Party wants to go all the way with Virgin, and we want them to unleash this nice- sounding airline to bring back moral turpentine to New Zealand!!!" concluded the dyslexic spokesnun.

Sister Raptophilia
Matrix Dominatrix
Corrective Party
(06) 3683609

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Gordon Campbell: On the Sony cyber attack

Given the layers of meta-irony involved, the saga of the Sony cyber attack seemed at the outset more like a snarky European art film than a popcorn entry at the multiplex.

Yet now with (a) President Barack Obama weighing in on the side of artistic freedom and calling for the US to make a ‘proportionate response’quickly followed by (b) North Korea’s entire Internet service going down, and with both these events being followed by (c) Sony deciding to backtrack and release The Interview film that had made it a target for the dastardly North Koreans in the first place, then ay caramba…the whole world will now be watching how this affair pans out. More>>