Attack of the Seventies Homosexual Oops Clones
Correctives: Stop Jarjar Banks From Becoming A Last Supper In Star Wars II!!!
"The Corrective Party wishes to express concern about Star Wars II: Attack of the Seventies Homosexuals Oops Clones. We want to know if the rumours about Jarjar Banks are true!!!" said Sister Paedophobia, Child Persecution spokesnun for the Correctives today.
"Jarjar Banks is an inspiration to many born-again, bottom spanking believers, even if he is part amphibian!!! His profoundly average intellect, plain appearance and constant wearing of something like seventies polyester means a lot to those of us who want to see creatures like us in the mess media." Sister Paedophobia continued.
"It was with some shock that we saw a preview shot that had Queen Armadillo and Anadyne Skywacker sitting down to feast on giant frog legs..."
SM Spokesnun, Corrective Party