Correctives: Stop Jarjar Banks From Becoming A Last Supper In Star Wars II!!!

"The Corrective Party wishes to express concern about Star Wars II: Attack of the Seventies Homosexuals Oops Clones. We want to know if the rumours about Jarjar Banks are true!!!" said Sister Paedophobia, Child Persecution spokesnun for the Correctives today.

"Jarjar Banks is an inspiration to many born-again, bottom spanking believers, even if he is part amphibian!!! His profoundly average intellect, plain appearance and constant wearing of something like seventies polyester means a lot to those of us who want to see creatures like us in the mess media." Sister Paedophobia continued.

"It was with some shock that we saw a preview shot that had Queen Armadillo and Anadyne Skywacker sitting down to feast on giant frog legs..."

Contact :
Sister Palpitatia
SM Spokesnun, Corrective Party
(06) 3583609

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Gordon Campbell: On the Sony cyber attack

Given the layers of meta-irony involved, the saga of the Sony cyber attack seemed at the outset more like a snarky European art film than a popcorn entry at the multiplex.

Yet now with (a) President Barack Obama weighing in on the side of artistic freedom and calling for the US to make a ‘proportionate response’quickly followed by (b) North Korea’s entire Internet service going down, and with both these events being followed by (c) Sony deciding to backtrack and release The Interview film that had made it a target for the dastardly North Koreans in the first place, then ay caramba…the whole world will now be watching how this affair pans out. More>>