Height Restrictions Needed For Immigration Policy
Correctives: Height Restrictions Needed For Immigration
"The Corrective Party wants to propose an interim
solution to the Afghan refugee crisis. We praise our Prime
Minister for her good sense and compassion, but there do
need to be limits. New Zealand must adopt a sizist
immigration policy." Sister Palpitatia BD, Spokesnun for the
Corrective Party today.
Asked to explain the policy, the
Mother Stuporific said: "Look at Australia, cursed because
it elected a stunted Prime Minister. One only needs to look
at videos like "The Short Agenda" and "Stunted Height/Always
Right." And it would have advantages. John Howeird and
Pauline Hatemonger would never be able to visit New Zealand.
Napoleon was short, Hitler was short, Muldoon was short. And
yet our country is prospering because of the lofty heights
of our Prime Minister."
"Declare New Zealand a dwarf-free
zone now, Ms.Clark!!!"
Contact: Sister Palpitatia BD (06)
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