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Correctives: Only Spank Appreciative Adults!!!

Tuesday, 11 September 2001, 2:13 pm
Press Release: The Corrective Party

"The Corrective Party agrees with Mrs. Jenny Whipley of the Nationill Opposition that there should be limits on spanking. However, our approach is different.

"We believe spanking should be restricted to consenting adults and non-consenting cycle couriers in lewd lycra that hugs their thighs and emphasises that which should not be revealed!!!" Sister Palpitatia BD said today.

"Reddening rear-ends for righteousness should only occur if one is not too young to appreciate it."

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