Correctives: Haemorrhoid Impotence Welcome News!!!
"We are happy that the government is listening to the
Corrective Party, and doing something about the terrible
problem emanating from annoying Capons that breed
incessantly and run around squawking and degrading the
environment!!!" said Sister Lotta Blackpepper today. The
Corrective Party eco-spokes- nun was responding to a
haemorrhage from a Christian Haemorrhoid about becoming
"The Correctives support the idea of the
Christian Haemorrhoids staying impotent!!! There are already
too many of them as there is..."
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Gordon Campbell: On The New Pike River Agency (And The Air Strike Wing)
Much of the sympathy the public still feels for the families of the Pike River miners has been sustained by the sense that the previous government – let alone the mining company and the processes of receivership and litigation – has never dealt honestly, or fairly, with them.
Finally, yesterday’s announcement by the Ardern government that a new state agency will be set up to assess and plan the manned re-entry to the mine (on a set timetable) goes a long way to meeting the families’ remaining request: that they be enabled, if at all possible, to bury their loved ones. More>>