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Correctives: Stop Implanting Perversions!!!

"The Corrective Party is disappointed that the government will not be repealing Section 59 of the Crimes Act, particularly as our proposed Section 59 (sm) replacement legislation would have reserved spanking for those able to consent to, and properly appreciate it!!!" said Sister Palpitatia SM today.

"We are concerned that those who ignore this whole idea of consent may not be aware that they are committing the implantation of perversions. This is not "reddening rearends for righteousness" at all, but means that one day, it may be your child that is flouncing along Queen Street in an open plan leather jodhpur in February!!!" She concluded.

Contact: Sister Palpitatia SM The Corrective Party: Turning the Stomach (06) 3583609


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