Correctives: Sister Scandalised By Botty Shop
Buttockery!!!
"Sister Hydroponica, our Aggro Nun, was out
buying nutritious organic food for the St. Bondificia SM Nun
convent when...she saw "It!!!" Sister Malodora quivered with
[anticipation] indignation.
"There, in the window of the
Botty Shop, was a chiselled pair of hard, muscled naked
male buttocks!!! The Sister was so shocked that she fell
to her knees!!!"
"Surely people should be free to go
around their business without being confronted with an
intrusive bottom being thrust in your face like that!!! Stop
it, stop it!!! If Gard had meant us to parade around like
that, we would have been born that way!!!"
Contact: Sister
Malodora The Corrective Party: Turning the
Stomach (06) 3583609
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