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Radical Penguin Advocate Selected In Southland
Correctives: Radical Penguin Advocate Selected In Southland-Clutha!!!
"The Corrective Party is standing Tripitaka Adelie- Penguin as the candidate for Southland-Clutha," announced Sister Malodora, Matrix Dominatrix of the Correctives today.
"Ms. Adelie-Penguin is better known as the controversial head of the Penguin Liberation Organisation. We believe New Zealand should continue to honour the (Antarctic) Treaty and end New Zealand's colonialist presence in the Ross Dependency!!!" Sister Malodora continued.
She noted that SM nuns and penguins had many things in common. Like? "Well, our markings, for one thing." Ms. Adelie-Penguin had nothing to say but "queeg" as she helped herself to a bucket of herring.
Contact:
Sister Malodora
The Corrective
Party: Turning Insensible
(06) 3583609
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