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Correctives: "Futurama" Anti-Penguinism!!!

"We deplore this so-called cartoon anti-penguinism!!!" complained Sister Hydroponica, Corrective Party Aggro spokesnun, translating for Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin, Corrective spokescreature for Antarctic Affairs.

"The Corrective Party denounces the latest "Futurama" episode, in which Plutonian refugee penguins are depicted as annoyingly cute, rather dim, or bloodthirsty creatures who fall under the metallic thrall of Bender, the misanthropic robot star of the show. At the end of it, two penguins are shown with guns!!! The conclusion is obvious- all penguins are sympathisers with the militant Penguin Liberation Organisation for Power, or PLOP!!!"

"We don't condone these sort of tactics, but we understand what drives some penguins to bite people- particularly if one is near an ARF MP, and it's in self-defence!!!"

Translation: quueg arrrk arrk kweeearrrkkkkk!!!

Contact: Sister Malodora
The Corrective Party:
Turning the Other Cheek,
So We Can Spank It!!!
(06) 3583609

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