Correctives: Zombies Have a Right to Food: CDP: Oh No They
Don't...
"The Corrective Party wishes to announce that it
still upholds the right to food of the undead. So what if
they lack irrelevant attributes like a heartbeat or a pulse?
They still look like us, give or take a loose body part or
two." Sister Sadista RIP said as her jaw fell
off.
"Clingfilm Decrepitude is not fooled by the former
Sister Sadista's latest media release. And exactly who gave
that deteriorating zombie the right to use our email
address when she was declared legally dead some time ago?"
retaliated Sister Malodora in response.
"People should ask
why Sister Sadista is never seen during daylight these
days..."
Contact Sister Sadista RIP The Corrective
Party: Without Undue Fear, We Stand for the Rights
of the Undead!!!
No, contact
Sister Malodora
SM Clingfilm Decrepitude Party Old Cliches, No
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