Gordon Campbell | Parliament TV | Parliament Today | News Video | Crime | Employers | Housing | Immigration | Legal | Local Govt. | Maori | Welfare | Unions | Youth | Search

 

Correctives: Party Lists to One Side!!!

"Arrghhh!!!" said Sister Sadista RIP as a ton of garlic fell on her, she melted away, and took Sister Psychotica with her.

Sister Malodora announced that she was now back in control of the Corrective Party, fingers crossed, and announced the party list.

Sister Malodora: Interference with Everyone Else's Portfolio.

Tripitaka Adelie-Penguin: Antarctic Affairs, Cute Furry Animals.

Sister Palpitatia: Foreign Issues.

Sister Linziapogee: Finance

Sister Hydroponica: Green Issues, Agriculture

Sister Barracuda Majora: Defence.

Sister Postmortitia: Health

Sister Zardoinitforthemselvis: Womens Affairs.

Sister Xenarulezokai: Lesbinun and Gay Concerns.

Sister Kung-Fu Lee: Nun Violence Issues.

Contact:

Sister Malodora
The Corrective Party:
Turning Bright Purple
if Our Vox Unit Stuffs Up
Again (Bugger)

(06) 3583609

© Scoop Media

 
 
 
Parliament Headlines | Politics Headlines | Regional Headlines

Gordon Campbell: On The Claims About The CPTPP

As a Tufts study usefully explained, some of the basic mechanisms of the original TPP (and the CCTPP is not radically different in this respect) would – in practice – contribute to income inequality, by further tilting the existing imbalance between those reliant on profit-taking as a source of income, and those reliant on wages...

Under the original TPP deal, the Tufts team estimated, 5,000 jobs would have been lost across New Zealand. More>>

 

22/2: Earthquake Memorial Service In Christchurch

"The theme of this year's service, 'Keeping their dreams alive" helps us look back at all that we've lost with a sense of hope and aspiration for the future,'' says the Mayor. "It also helps us to recall all those who came to our rescue and those who offered support at our time of need and what that meant to us." More>>

ALSO:

Submissions Closing: Mangroves Bill 'Designed To Bypass RMA'

Forest & Bird is releasing emails which show the Mangroves Management Bill is intended to completely override the safeguards of the Resource Management Act (RMA). More>>

ALSO:

Percieved Transparency: New Zealand #1 Least Corrupt Public Sector In The World

New Zealand's public sector is ranked the least corrupt in the world, according to Transparency International's 2017 Corruption Perceptions Index (CPI) released globally today. More>>

ALSO:

Reviews: Three-Year Work Programme For Education

The work programme includes the NCEA review, a review of Tomorrow’s Schools, developing a future-focused Education Workforce Strategy, a continuous focus on raising achievement for Māori and Pasifika learners, an action plan for learning support, an early learning strategic plan, a comprehensive review of school property. More>>

ALSO:

 
 
 
 
 

LATEST HEADLINES

  • PARLIAMENT
  • POLITICS
  • REGIONAL
 
 

Featured InfoPages