Spacechickens Invade From Wayward Hot Jupiter!!!
Correctives: Spacechickens Invade From Wayward Hot
"Alien spacechickens took over a NASA space
shuttle and plan to dominate our planet, forcing us to our
knees to participate in acts of alien bondage!!!" Sister
Malodora, Corrective Party leader, exclaimed today.
evidence, she cited Paul Holmes' erotic dance on his current
affairs news programme yesterday.
"Delectable though hunky
Holmes is, this is not his normal behaviour!!!"
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Gordon Campbell: On The New Pike River Agency (And The Air Strike Wing)
Much of the sympathy the public still feels for the families of the Pike River miners has been sustained by the sense that the previous government – let alone the mining company and the processes of receivership and litigation – has never dealt honestly, or fairly, with them.
Finally, yesterday’s announcement by the Ardern government that a new state agency will be set up to assess and plan the manned re-entry to the mine (on a set timetable) goes a long way to meeting the families’ remaining request: that they be enabled, if at all possible, to bury their loved ones. More>>