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Spacechickens Invade From Wayward Hot Jupiter!!!
Correctives: Spacechickens Invade From Wayward Hot Jupiter!!!
"Alien spacechickens took over a NASA space shuttle and plan to dominate our planet, forcing us to our knees to participate in acts of alien bondage!!!" Sister Malodora, Corrective Party leader, exclaimed today.
As evidence, she cited Paul Holmes' erotic dance on his current affairs news programme yesterday.
"Delectable though hunky Holmes is, this is not his normal behaviour!!!"
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