Correctives: Shameful Naked Avians Exposed In
Israel!!!
"Nude chickens are exposing themselves for all
to see in Israel!!! Shameful, disgusting, lewd and vile!!!
These creatures may expose vulnerable and disturbed people
to carnal appetites for their pulsating, pink flesh. Stop
it, stop it, we knew genetic modification would lead to
something like this!!!" Sister Malodora, Corrective Party
spokesnun, said today.
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