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Correctives: Poppetry of the Penis

Correctives: Poppetry of the Penis- Much Ado About Not Very Much

"Well, I've been to see Poppetry of the PeNiS and I was really rather disappointed. Now, all New Zealanders know that Australian men like to talk up their (ahem) "little friend" ...but have you noticed that there is a big screen out the back??" Sister Malodora complained today, just after she wiped the drool marks off her seat.

"I was prepared to be outraged, disgusted, spindled and folded at this display of Australian white meat, but I wasn't. It took an electron microscope to actually see the offending organ in question- no wonder they're advertising for New Zealanders to help out with their (ahem) "little problem."

"Moralising groups should not bother getting outraged and self-righteous about this display of Poppetry. It is reminiscent of Shakespeare...namely, "Much Ado About Nothing."

Sister Malodora
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