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Correctives: Big Sister is Always Watching!!!

"The Corrective Party are reserving their judgement on Big Brother. We are prepared to be shocked, disgusted, appalled, stapled and pinned, but not until we test out our new Nun-Cam X-Ray Current Affairs CCTV on debonaire studmuffin Paul Holmes!!!" said Sister Malodora, leader of the Corrective Party today.

"We have nothing against surveillance of pulsating taut buttocks thrusting against lust-inducing lycra and leaving nothing to the imagination!!!" said Sister Ophelia Larret, Police Affairs spokesnun for the Correctives today.

Sister Malodora The Corrective Party: Big Sister Was Always Watching (Until She Was Arrested)!!! (06) 3583609

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